Wow, Ellen
You don't make me comfortable in my own home. I am comfortable in my own home is the funny thing.
You at least admit you did it. Did you put that noise in my room? Why don't you live like shit like me? Yes, why doesn't anyone do that? I don't mean to offend you. My life is shit. I need a more comfortable life. My mom is irritating me, as well.. Why doesn't everyone have a shit life like me? I was thrown into the garage I feel without being able to paint it. I don't even know where to begin! It's not conducive to my schedule. Will it be a project soon?
*When I said why not have a shit life like me didn't mean I want you to have a shit life but that my life wouldn't be shit if it weren't for this experiment in this way. The only thing I got outta this was a big break. It made me gain weight, too. Just like majeek (magic.)
Seriously, why is Ellen being mean to someone like me? Who the fuck does she think I am? What if we joked @ her stature? These questions may come to you racially, as well. }:]
Ellen, I love you, but I feel depressed.. I feel my life is shit and you are comparing your life to others's in a way I wouldn't. My talk show would follow this sentiment, like Bethenny and others like Letterman and in some ways Fallon. Fine, do that, but what's up with this noise in my room! Yes, that's kind of my point..