Happy birthday @TaylorSwift13. I hope you have a wonderful day. Seriously. https://t.co/E76LVoJivt— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) December 13, 2015 That reminds me people always blame their tacky problems on me.If someone makes an advance on Ellen DeGeneres, that opens the sea for all the fish to come in, except for the fish that was comfortable. I also got a queer message about speaking to people as an adult who taught me as a kid, like online. People know I was quiet and didn't get around but could've.