This is hilarious.

"I've had it up to here" about people iconizing themselves as Jack Sparrow, Willy Wonka, etc. etc.

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Lastly, remember: Starlets don't always dye their hair when they need to sport a new 'do for a short time. Instead they'll don a wig or weave. Or just whip out the ol' buzz clipper, right, Britney?

She talks to Britney Spears at the very end of her article, like she's avoiding her audience for some odd reason....