From where exactly in Florida do you hail?

I did not grow up to listen to people baby dolling me up.  I mean like worshipping Floridians.  I am not worshipped, in some ways.  I am more known as a loser, in some ways.  I mean, there's more to life than what you might be able to find or do in Florida.  Hopefully, most people aren't too melted down.

I don't mean anything.  I was just thinking about something that hurt me that didn't make sense and this suddenly had to come up.  I mean, why would a Floridian think people want them dolled up, for real?  I mean, like being overly modern, too, and like not in a hollistic, nurturing fashion~  Where did this idea come from?  I guess it was influenced from watching Ellen.  She brought 2 boys from LA and their father and found out there was a lot done for the kids, but the adults are a bit on edge.  I am seriously wondering where in Florida do people go and practice like being taunting.  Like, ooh la la, like oh my gaawd, like like, omigosh!  These things are okay.  It is hard to describe what I'm sensing.  Like, they aren't really like that in Florida.  I know.  In some ways, it seems much worse.  It's more like being fruity and juicy and even mysterious.  They are spoiled over people like me.  It's like LA in some mold, but we don't have limits.  I guess LA is more substantial.

So, the point of this post is wondering where in Florida are they cold and stand-off-ish yet think they are cool when I don't know of any legitimate place in Florida of that nature.  True, I was thinking of something else.  It's too bad.  I wonder if anyone will connect the dots.  Like I said, I was just wondering where in Florida they act like that.